Its true, British politicians can suffer from an overdose of subtlety. We do things gently. We like ‘softly-softly’ approaches to things. Some would say there’s a lot of beating around bushes.

Not so in America. They do things bigger, better, certainly louder and when all else fails, gung-ho is the way to go. That could almost be Donald Trump’s campaign slogan. Replacing the current one: Vote Donald; he’s a total TOSSER!!!

I have no issue with ‘outspoken’ if what you’re speaking out about is worth hearing. Or even correct, factual or common sense. I’m not a big adherent to political correctness for its own sake. Let’s call a spade a spade.

But you have to get the facts right, Donald. You have to base your outspokenness on truth. Speaking in sensationalist soundbytes is fine as long as they’re correct. You don’t have to always sound like a fucking cowboy taking his last stand The Alamo.

So to follow up with his ‘ban all Muslims from entering America for the next 5 years’ idea on Monday, the candidate for the Republican candidacy yesterday went a step further. “London has no-go areas which are so full of radicalised Muslims that the police are scared to go there”, he said.

Yeah, put some ‘meat on the bone’ of the ‘ban Muslim’ argument. It appeals to the terminally ignorant knee-jerkers who sadly represent 93% of middle America. Shout loud, then appeal to the inner John Wayne lurking inside every Kentuckian and Nebraskan and get them to arm up.

Yeeee-haaaah, they cry. Why, them towelheads is just like them injuns was and needs to be treated the same way. Martha? Where’s my guns??

If London had areas that were completely radicalised that would be great because the police would be able to go in and get them. Unfortunately, radicalised Muslims are much cleverer than Donald Trump and tend to keep so deeply underground that even their own families are unaware of their status. Unlike Donald they don’t stand around shouting about themselves all the time.

Donald loves guns. All republicans love guns. And that’s served America very well. Right. But now even that party have spoken out against the Trumpster and his latest embarrassing drivel spouted as fact. So he may be forced to stand as and ‘Independent’. Because America needs a proper leader, like Don. Someone who hates women, unless they’re ‘babes’, who understands nothing and reacts to the banner headline without reading any further.

Tosser.

Happy Wednesday

A xxxx