JD Vance is the vice president of all America. As a good analogy to understand this very important role, if the President of America is a Rolls Royce, or a Cadillac, the VP is the spare tyre. Maybe just the jack. A locking wheel-nut. His job is to speak the words of his boss, in situations where the boss is otherwise engaged. Or couldn’t be arsed to shlep all the way to Munich. If you don’t realise that sending the vice-pres. to an event, a conference, to see world leaders, is actually an insult to those present, then just see the photo today of Vance shaking hands with David Lammy, our worthless foreign secretary, and you’ll realise how low a position VP actually is.

Vance made a speech about Ukraine. But spent the first 20 minutes slagging off all the European countries. Including, and in many ways, especially, us; the UK. And Germany.

Why? Because of our ‘assault on freedom of speech’. As exemplified by the Germans banning much of what the horrible ADF party want to do or say. And just because they’re virtually a reincarnation of Hitler’s Nazis. And us for locking up all those people who, at the time of the Scunthorpe riots, were posting information… well, posting lies that the murderer was an ‘illegal immigrant’, a ‘boat person’, basically any toxic mix of the words: ‘muslim’, ‘immigrant’, ‘asylum seeker’ and ‘refugee’. The postings which rallied an army which performed their own acts of sheer terrorism, anarchy and, vigilanteism.

The odd thing? No, not odd, just very ‘Trumpian’ is that during the election he (allegedly) lost, four years ago, everything posted about him which was bad, and there, obviously, was a lot to work with, was called ‘fake news’. Everything the Democrats said was ‘fake news’.

Therefore, the rules for posting are: anything centre-left is ‘fake news’, ‘total bullshit’, out-and-out lies, and must be taken down. Even if it’s true. Anything right wing, regardless of how extreme; Germany’s AFD or the English Defence League, even a bunch of northern neo-nazis making up shit to incite riot, is ‘freedom of speech’ and must be protected at all costs.

So well done, Mr Vice President, for the clarification. Now get back in the boot. Where you belong.

Happy Saturday

A xxxx