If we had a Guillotine in the this country David Cameron would be headless by now. I have no doubt that the public ‘fury’ at his ‘undeclared sale of 30 thousand pounds (!!!!!)’ of ‘offshore shares (!!!!!!)’ before he was Prime Minister, fired up by the morons in the press, would have seen the man lynched. And a Guillotine would appeal to the Corbyn-types and sandal-wearers in general, and all the hard lefties, plus the growing band of Brexitiers, because it resonates so loudly with class struggle and ‘revolution’.

They’re all tossers.

Cameron’s a tosser too, but for a very different reason.

Before I get onto that reason, this is what the most morally indignant of all the high-ground press, the Mail on Sunday, had to say about the PM. That he received 300,000 when his dad died. No crime there then, you’re allowed to get money from an estate. Because that is less than the 325k threshold for inheritance tax, the PM paid no tax on it. So far so good. Then, the ‘very next year’, his mother gave him 200k from the father’s estate. Again, under the threshold, no tax due.

To everyone else, that is the end of it; THERE IS NO STORY. But the Mail, inevitably, I suppose, chose to take this one step further.

IF they’d given Dave 500k in one lump he’d have a 70,000 tax burden. But they didn’t. Therefore he has cheated the country (and every last one of its honest, hard-working, tax-paying citizens!!!!) out of 70 grand. What a motherfucker!!! (Not so much printed as implied.)

When Jeremy Corbyn’s parents died I hope they gave him nothing. Because in Corbyn-land all property is theft. So by leaving him anything at all, he’d be a thief. As well as an arsehole.

David Cameron is a tosser (in this particular context) because when, in 2010, he was asked to state whether he had ever benefited from anything ‘overseas’ or ‘offshore’, other than playing on the beach in Corfu, which even for Corbyn doesn’t count, Cameron stated ‘NO’. So that’s why. He stated something that was untrue and its now come back to bite him, quite hard, on the bum.

It is not, as is implied, ‘the tip of an offshore iceberg’ (they’re all offshore, by the way; geographical fact), nor ‘another symptom of his tax avoidance’. It is, in fact, just a stupid untruth. Which is, for a politician, unforgivable. Never tell lies. Ever. If they’d asked him if he likes football and he’d said ‘no’ when he does, that’s a lie. It doesn’t mean he’s out to destabilise FIFA. Its just a lie. Stupid but not ‘indicative’ of anything more serious.

With the Arse dropping points yesterday, WE NEED TO BEAT MAN UNITED TODAY MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER NEEDED ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD EVER BEFORE. EVER!

Happy Sunday… we hope.

A xxxx