The seaon’s over, the last battle’s fought
for some there is gory, for others, just nought.

Manchester City are champions once more
yet one more reason for us all to deplore
their evil methods; their financial excess
their cheating and scheming ways to depress
good honest fans whose teams, humble and poor
can’t make the grade, get shown to the door.

So City get fined for financial unfair play,
but its only more money, they can still enjoy their day
then after, the penalty, 50 mil to be paid
Sheikh Mansoor spent more than that one night in Soho just to get laid.

Poor Norwich go down without any struggles
got beat by Arsenal with a team full of muggles
“if only we’d won”; their fans dids’t cry out
“by just 16 goals, then we’d have some clout”
but it wasn’t to be, the inbreds go down
their six-fingered fans share a communal big frown.

But the saddest of the day is Liverpool FC
the bestest team that city has produced since 1973
Pipped at the post, robbed of their right
the entire population will be crying all night

Whereas at Spurs indeed it is time to rejoice and celebrate
we won a game, we scored 3 goals, no-one died intestate.
The world is our lobster, we have now drawn the line
under ‘last’ season, its over, its finished, we can bide our time
and create a wonder team for next year, a team to beat all
Because we are the fucking best, and pride predeeds the fall.
Yet 2015 remains a blank page,
with all to look forward to, without any rage.
Its Europe for us, The Europa League… again
We beat Manchester United to that privledge and so we remain,
playing in Kiev on thursday nights in -30 degrees,
thawing out for sunday’s match, the team on its weary knees.
But a new manager, a new broom, to sweep well away,
the useless, the impotent, the pathetic, the insane
leaving us with… errr… hmmm… well, just the good players, and many for sale
just let us win for a change, BRING BACK GARETH BALE.

That concludes the season for this time around
about football now I’ll not make a sound.
Oh, there’s the World Cup, if f the stadium’s finished
But not for 3 whole weeks, my enthusiasm’s diminished.

So have a happy remainder of Sunday
the sun’s just come out to shine our tears away (but not for Liverpool fans)

A xxxx