It’s the mating cry of the Covid politician: “its just weeks away”. Whatever it may be. More testing, test and track, new system, we’re just weeks away from that!!! Wow. Fucking efficient this government. Or they will be in a few weeks time.

And the latest, this very morning: we’re just weeks away from a vaccine for NHS staff. Holy shit! Or even, holy grail! The Coronavirus vaccine. Well they kept that quiet. Ok, not quiet, but just hid the fact that there is now allegedly a viable vaccine, where all we’ve been seeing is disastrous failures at producing such a thing, testing being halted for health reasons and, of course, anti-vaxers. Most interesting term. There are no support groups for the ‘anti-antibiotics’ or ‘anti-heart-medication’ lobbies, but bring out a vaccine and… and… and a certain type of person cries ‘murder!!’ That certain type being currently of the David Icke and Piers Corbyn variety. Two very worthy, learned and credible… morons. Although ‘moron’ implies a total ignorance, a kind of passivity, and these two, among others are positively active. In a stupid and blinkered way.

Piers Corbyn is Jeremy’s brother. Presumably the ‘thick one’ who didn’t become leader of the Labour Party. And to be thicker than Jeremy C is something. Whereas David Icke was a footballer, so he knows all about vaccines, and medicine in general, having strained his hamstring in 1976.

But Icke is now elevated to ‘conspiracy theorist in chief’. And has woven a fabric of spiritualism and even science fiction around his world of insane ramblings. Trying to turn it into a British version of Scientology, almost, but using a 4-4-2 formation. And for a conspiracy theorist, he is a very poor judge of conspiracies. He had such a strong belief in the totally discredited and fraudulent book, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, that he self-published it. Obviously anti-Semitic conspiracies don’t count.

So you merge and anti-Semite with the brother of the country’s erstwhile chief antisemite (that’ll be Corbyn the Elder) and lo and behold they found that 78% of those on the anti-vaxers web pages were also posting antisemitic rubbish. I haven’t studied their postings but logically, if all vaccinations are bad and all Jews are bad, then possibly all Jews are vaccines? No, that don’t work. Then the vaccines are there to fund the Jews. Possibly. Or that if you take the vaccine you become Jewish!!! A well-known medical side-effect. I really don’t know what the link is. Other than hateful, stupid people. Always a good place to start in such cases.

I won’t be the first in line to take any vaccine, for sure. I like my head and have no desire to grow another. And if the vaccines work as well as the increased testing or test and track, then God help us all. But once its tried and tested, why the fuck would any sane person NOT have a vaccine?

And there’s the conundrum solved. ‘Sane person’. Ahhhhh, now we know.

Happy Sunday

A xxxx