Harriet Harman, the deputy leader of the Labour Party, or Ed Milliband’s oily rag, as the role may be deemed, is a paedophile!!!! How outrageous, how dire, dasterdly, desperate and disastrous. Diabolical. Disgusting.

Well, I suppose she’s not really a child-abuser herself (though you’d think she was if you read the Daily Mail) but she was involved in an organisation in the 70s called the National Council for Civil Liberties, which is now known as just plain old ‘Liberty’.

But back in the day it was your standard left-wing ‘fumin rights’ type organisation, seeking out injustices wherever it reared their ugly, and generally grey and Tory, head, and putting them right. As in ‘correct’. And doing it in a very 70s, beardy, tree-huggy, loon-panty, afghan coaty type of way. Probably in a wine bar near a rain forest smoking a few joints. Though not necessarily inhaling, of course.

So the NCCL defended anti-war propagandists, they promoted women’s rights, gay rights, they defended most of the pretty well indefensible, they spouted the good cause for freedom and liberty. Hence their name. In case you missed that bit. Try to keep up.

And somehow, along with protecting one-legged dwarf teenage mothers and pro-actively promoting civil liberties in the age of ‘free love’ (cheap sex) and human rights for all groups (cheap sex) and other noble causes, the NCCL became somehow affiliated with a group called PIE. The Paedophile Information Exchange. And they wanted their freedom too.

Unfortunately PIE’s definition of ‘freedom’ involved the abuse of children by really creepy men with really creepy beards and dirty raincoats. Because they too wanted their piece of this ‘freedom’ cake. And eat it too. They considered themselves ‘a group’, even though most normal people considered them a disease, an abomination, devils incarnate, vile, abusive bottom-feeding scum who should be castrated publicly and left to burn in the fires of hell for all eternity, starting long before the Devil is even aware of them. I’ve got the matches, what are we waiting for?

But somehow, in the quest for ‘liberty’ for all types, creeds, religions, professions, self-help-groups, minority causes and all the other totally wasters, users, free-loaders and freaks, the damned paedos got in there and found a temporary ally. Which was a little bit like the Serial Killers Association demanding the freedom to murder, but it all got swept along in a love-in of perceived repression and ‘what-about-us’-es.

I think Harriet Harman should be taken out and publicly flogged, like some extra from 12 Years a Slave, then made to perform group sex acts with the Transport and General Workers Union, like some extra from ‘Nymphomaniac’, then sold long, like some extra from ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’. We must make the punishment fit the crime and the crime fit the zeitgeist, and its Oscars week.

Happy thursday. No snow in London, couldn’t ski to work, had to take the frikkin tube. Bummer.

A xxxx