So we’re back. Just in time for the rest of Wimbledon. Does everyone think its the only decent tennis tournament of the year or is it just me? I never watch the French, US or Aussie, just can’t get excited about it. But Wimbledon? Brilliant. And this week I’ve missed most of it, due to holidaying in various parts of the world, but I’ve caught some. And its wonderful. Seeing how those Brits ‘almost made it’ to the next round. How we were ‘that close’ to beating someone half decent. Or in the case of Heather Watson and Serena, beating someone twice decent.

Never mind, we still have Andy. Everyone’s favourite Scotsman, other than all the other Scotsmen you know, met or read about, goes on and on. And although he may not be any nicer than he was 3 years ago, he’s certainly a much better player. He’s won 2 grand slams and a Wimbledon gold medal. That alone is enough to make you believe in Britain still.

Though without the nationalism practiced by the (tossers) group who yesterday protested against the ‘jewification of London’. I really have no idea what that means. Is it anything to do with Waitrose selling gefilte fish? Are these guys really upset that you can now buy a smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel at Spurs? I mean what is the ‘jewification’ of anything?

But neo-nazis generally aren’t into concise definitions of words or phrases. They like sound-bytes which cause upset or unease and imply something they don’t like. Like jews. Same as oldo-nazis in that respect.

The police, at the last moment, moved the demonstration from Golders Green, a particularly hardcore Jewish area, to Westminster, which has yet to be properly jewified. And about 20 ‘neo-nazi activists’ turned up. A good turn out. Its like having a dinosaur rally and 20 brontosauruses and tyranosauruses turn up. We had no idea there were that many still living. If you call that living.

On the other side of the massive police presence stood hundreds of left-wing activists, anti-racists, equality fighters and jews. Breaking the sabbath to stand up against the… errr… against the tossers, who were wearing wonderfully contradictory t-shirts proclaiming either ‘keep Britain white’ (know many black Jews?) or ‘National Rebirth of Poland’. Huh? Its a neo-nazi group in Poland that these boys have latched onto.

The police escorted the storm-troopers back to the tube for their own safety, to shouts of ‘scum, scum, scum’. To make it easy to identify them, other than the t-shirts, the baddies had the skinhead hair-dos and full sleeve tattoos.

Happy Sunday

A xxxx