… a day makes. 24 little hours…

Because today, if I use a public toilet I absolutely KNOW that the great fat, threatening, shaven-headed, tattooed, knife-wielding head-case who just stomped in, is in possession of a dick. I don’t have to fear that it might be a ‘trans’ person, pretending that ‘they’ do have a nob when they don’t. And I can’t tell you what a relief that is to me. Relief in every sense.

Of course, should I choose the boroughs of Waltham Forest or Camberwell to take my leak, then I won’t be so certain. Because they’re ‘green’ boroughs. Councils led by the Green party. And the Green party mantra is: ‘NOBS DON’T MATTER!!!’ (Including the biggest nob, who is leader of their party). If you’re a drop-dead gorgeous babe wearing killer heels and a teensy mini-skirt, but you’re ‘feeling a bit manly today’, then you’re welcome in the Gents. In Waltham Forest and Camberwell only. If you try that in Hackney or Lewisham, you’ll go to jail.

Well, you would do, but you’ll have to wait until they’ve freed up some space. Bit crowded at the moment. But don’t worry, they’re going to send home a few murderers, GBH-ers and serial burglars to make room. For all the ‘non-victim hate crime’ people who’ve posted nasty things on X. And those in a possession of a penis in a Ladies public convenience. Its all about prioritising.

In the UK, we’ve closed 23 prisons in the last 15 years. Losing nearly 8,000 places. Ok, the prisons were old, decrepit, cost a lot to maintain. But they were prisons. Yet no-one thought that with the crime rate rising (always and forever, sadly, until we reach Nirvana where there’s no crime and the traffic lights are always green) we should, kind’a, think about building new ones BEFORE closing the old? Nah, I get that. Its a bit ‘outside the box’ for politicians who are too busy worrying about allowing big hairy men in Ladies changing rooms at Uniqlo.

So that’s where we are: Only women can use the Ladies, except in Waltham Forest and Camberwell, and we’re emptying the criminals back into the ‘community’ so they can commit more crime.

Happy Wednesday

A xxxx