Andy's Glasses

I’m going to France. Today. We’re driving. Across the water. With the help of a train, apparently. And I’m going there to help those poor people. Because their men are being kidnapped by older women. We all know that the precedent was set by the President. He married a woman, (we think she’s a woman, – Read More-

I’m addressing the nation, for the first time, from down here in God-forsaken Loondoon. I want to tell you of my vision for the coontreh, and for us all. How life oonder me is going to be just marvellous and woonderful. Because I feel your pain. I am just an ordinary man, just one who – Read More-