There’s a terrible man; really horrible little man, probably the worst man in the world. He runs a country, he’s a terrible dictator in his little country, has total control. There’s no democracy, he rules everybody, pushes them around. Its an awful place, really awful. Terrible. They exclude women from most of the life there, you can’t even get proper strippers there. Terrible place. The whole population lives in fear of this guy, crazy situation. They have to bow down to him all the time, they abuse children, a terrible place. Probably the worst place in the world. So I think, once I’ve sorted out the Iran problem, which is really over now, they’ve caved in, we’ve won the war, they’re begging to do a deal; ok, not the last deal but a deal. They know they’re beaten. They just don’t know it yet. Then they’ll know. But once Iran’s dealt with, I’m going to start on Vatican City. I know they have an army there, I’ve seen them. A bunch’a kids holding spears and wearing dresses. They claim to be ‘Swiss’, but they’re not. They’re Vatican people. We need regime change there. That guy in the white hat, he just has to go. He’s like an Italian Ayatollah. Claims to be American but that’s just fake news. So all I’m gonna say is: LOOK OUT VATICAN CITY; I’M COMIN’ FOR YOU NEXT!

Because if you think about it; the world simply doesn’t need Catholics. The only restraint Trump has is that are more of them than there are Republicans. All the Hispanics, who turned the last election in his favour, don’t take lightly to their leader portraying himself as The Lord and Saviour. They see it as blasphemy. I don’t. I see it as a moronic tosser with a messiah complex. Don claimed ‘it was meant to be me as a doctor; healing the sick’. Although, short of an actual halo, maybe a stigmata or two, this AI constructed picture was essentially ‘Jesus as a fat fuck with a comb-over’. But Don put it out there on his site. He loved it. But did he just love the whole idea of that image? Or was he just winding up the Pope, who is no friend of DJT? Either way, it was pretty fucking stupid. Pretty fucking Trump.

Take a hard hat if you visit Rome.

Happy Tuesday

A xxxx